Take Notes Narcissists

You may think you are oh so special and important that you need to name your kid something stupid to ensure they'll also be one of a kind. But a kid in Florida named Bamboo Flute just stabbed his dad. He's one of 16, yes 16, children in this family. The point I'm trying to make is when you have that many kids, if you give even half of them ridiculous names like Bamboo Flute, don't act all shocked when one of them stabs you.